May 2013
the-vashta-nerada: today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
May 24th
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1612th: breadandfire: 1612th: hi DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS?????? what
May 24th
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artsy-choke: a b c d e f g h i give up
May 24th
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frozenfoods: [esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
May 24th
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hungarian: i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
May 23rd
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rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
May 23rd
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pi3rced-sirens: apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.
May 23rd
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-annoying: who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn
May 23rd
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foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
May 23rd
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ex-cuse-u: i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
May 23rd
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earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
May 23rd
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let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake 
May 23rd
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peasantbutts: if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
May 23rd
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breadboxes: breadboxes: what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot  “where did my van gogh”
May 23rd
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petit-ouji: [AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
May 23rd
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sacaswagea: one time my sister said “omfg” in a text and my dad was like “u don’t need that f” and took away her phone
May 23rd
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ixnay-on-the-oddk: lunatrip: lunatrip: sicam: sicam: what do you call a woman with an opinion wrong What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes Single
May 23rd
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