February 2012
Watchglamydia:
oh my god
Lol @ the kid with the hat eating the cake but that’s not cool
Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
boys: dude i've fucked like 20 girls
everyone: whoa bro get some
girls: i've had sex with like 5 guys
everyone: you fucking slut
me: one time i hugged a tree at camp
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
Naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
What if your future child can time travel and came...
HOLD DA FUCK UP.
milesjai:
^ THE THINGIES. IT’S A RAINBOW.
When a website recommends a username for me:
paging-doctorfaggot:
Like if you self-harm, and reblog if you're there...